Chicken Jacket – End Times

In the UK some genius has decided it is a good idea to give Chickens, yes Chickens, their own jackets – High-Vis jackets to be precise.  Is there a clearer sign that we have reached the end times?  Super logic to be sure! “Before we kill our chickens, lets protect our chickens from being killed”.  The Jackets have been produced by a company who build chicken coops for domestic pet chickens.  I have a sneaking suspicion this could be a brilliant PR story, apparently the jackets are real, but the “end game” so to speak, is the coop.  I will be perfectly honest with you.  I do feel I will purchase my own pet chickens one day, but putting them in clothes seems beyond the realms of absurdity.

 

High-Vis Chicken Jacket by Omlet

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